December 2011
frankqueero:
hipster-harry-potter what are you doing you dont even follow me stop liking my things
I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY ME THANK GOD.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
wow i really need to stop using people.
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
